It's Marci, bitch!
Dear Monkophiles!
Some people call me a fan. Some people call me crazy. My 5-year-old neighbor calls me "crazy lady in men's pants". I consider myself a private investigator. And as such I think it is absolutely necessary to show you what I..."stumbled upon":
Looks like Malibu Barbie did some pretty crazy photoshoots when she was younger (must have been a long while ago). I hope Adrian never sees this (just kidding - I slipped it under his door a few hours ago).
Love to all,
Marci Maven
Posted on 21 May 2008 by Marci
How to be a fan
A lot of people consider me a kind of obsessive fan but, I mean, Monk is obsessive so why can’t I be? I’m going to give you a little 101 on how to be a good fan. Now, the golden rule is “Sticks and stones may break my bones but the police will never catch me because I’m a darn good runner.” Seriously, practice running! You’re going to need it. That said, here’s a list of things to do:
•Find out where the AP (admired person) lives.
•Search it on Google Earth.
•Drive by a few times and get familiar with the neighborhood.
•Make friends with some of the people living in that neighborhood.
•Get all the important information about the AP from them. When they leave the house, whether or not they lock their door and stuff like that.
•Find a dumpster or a bush near the AP’s flat.
•Bring binoculars, a listening device and canned food.
•Some people throw little rocks at the AP’s closed window but you can try throwing little listening devices through the AP’s open window!
•You shouldn’t leave your dumpster at night. There are a lot of crazy people out there.
Love to all,
Marci Maven
Posted on 21 May 2008 by Marci
Honey, I'm home!
Dear Monkophiles!
Ah, February; the month of love! I am happy to report that I have rediscovered my love for Adrian Monk. I had completely forgotten about him but when I took down one of my F. Murray Abraham paintings (I call it "Mona F. Murray Abraham") I noticed that there were still some remains of my life-size Adrian Monk Stand Up on the wall. His charming face (you know it; the one he makes when he notices he's being photographed) made me feel butterflies in my stomach. So I decided to re-open the fansite! I think it looks pretty cute.
As usual I'll be telling you all the latest Monk-gossip (or "Mossip", as I like to call it) and I'll also tell you about the times I've met Aidy and his gang (and what I thought of them!).
Sorry about the pop-ups, guys. But let's just think of them as visitors, the way Adrian should think of me as one...behind a bush...with a camera...and a listening device.
Love to all,
Marci Maven
Posted on 21 May 2008 by Marci
